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Listen, thou wolf in sheep’s clothing, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

(thanks Mansoor!)

I had some Jelly Belly beans today..

And I had one that was butter-popcorn flavored.

Disgusting.

Never again I say! This is worse than every-flavor-beans from Harry Potter. Sheer torture.

Three entries in one day.. ouch. At least this one is lighthearted:

I just read that Bush is to speak on Arab Television.

I couldn’t help but think to myself, they may be able to translate the extended filler phrases (”umms” and “aahs”) … but what the heck are they going to do about words he just makes up? (they forgot ’subliminabal’)